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Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl!
He's a human rubber band
And she's the Hulk in pearls!
He's a limber lad
She's a powerful lass
He'll wring your neck
And she'll kick your ass!
They're Stretch Dude,
And Clobber Girl!
Stretch Dude, Clobber Girl!
Stretch Dude, Clobber Girl!
Testify!
[Bart] I was a sinner, a real bad kid
What thou shalt not, I shalt did
Neighbours cat I tried to neuter
Took a whizz on the school computer
[Sherri & Terri] He took a whizz, oh yes he did!
[Bart] But now I've changed, you can't deny
Come on up and testify!
[Sherri & Terri]
Testify!
Testify!
Come on up and testify!
[Grampa] My hip's misbehavin!
[Sherri & Terri] Testify!
[Patty] Got a nicotine craving!
[Sherri & Terri] Testify!
[Professor Frink] There's a cramp in my glavin!
[Sherri & Terri] Testify!
[Bart, Sherri & Terri] Testify!
[All] Testify!
Jockeys' Song
[Jockeys] Freaks, freaks, freaks!
We are the jockeys, jockeys are we
We live underground in a fiberglass tree
[Jockey #1] Ha!
[Jockey #2] Ooo!
[Jockey #3] Haha! 'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme
[Jockey #4] On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream
[Jockey #5] But all is not well in Jockey Town
[Jockey #6] Your renegade horse is making us frown
[Homer] What do you want me to do?
[Jockey #7] Your horse must lose
[Homer] My horse must lose?
[Jockey #7] No win!
[Jockey #8] No show!
[Jockey #3] No place!
[Jockey #4] Just lose the stinkin' race
[Homer] And what if I refuse to lose?
[Jockey #8] We'll eat your brain
[Homer] My horse must lose!
A Book About a Man
In a motel room in Delacroix
I was drinking like a Dartsmouth boy
And thinkin' 'bout the wrong turns that I took
Well I woke up on the puke green floor
And opened up a dresser drawer
Lookin' for a bottle but instead I found a book
A book about a man
A book about the dude who lives above
A book about a man
Who drives a pickup full of sweet, sweet love
Now if you think he doesn't care
Or maybe that he isn't there
It's not too late to see how wrong you are
So when your soul has gone astray
Just let God be your Triple-A
He'll tow you to salvation and he'll overhaul your heart