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[Homer]
You took a twenty-carat diamond and made it gleam,
Like a big spaghetti dinner, smothered in whip cream!
(music starts)
[CBG]
You're like X-men number three,
In a Mylar bag,
[Snake]
Your a brand new muscle car,
And all the wheels are mag.
[Burns]
You make me feel as young,
As the blood I get from sheep,
[McCallister]
Your like Jaclyn Basset,
In my favorite film... The Deep.
[Moe]
Your sexy and exotic,
Like a hooker from Bales,
[Dr. Hibbert]
Or a patient with insurance,
Who's crawling with disease.
[All]
Your a sundae underneath two great big cherries!
[Marge]
Keep in mind they're only temporary!
[All]
Still we'd like to say that we are very, very,
Glad to see you,
[Quimby]
And I degree you,
The hottest thing to hit this city since the fire that killed eleven--
(gasp from diners)
--dangerous criminals!
[Diners]
Hooray!
(music finishes)
[Homer]
And they're all mine...
Grown Accustomed To His Face
[Sideshow Bob]
I've grown accustomed to his face,
And dreams of gouging out his eyes.
I've grown accustomed to my hate,
My plans to lass array,
To disembowel, to hear him howl,
The very reason that I live,
Is plotting how to watch him die!
[Homer](spoken)
Bart, turn down that original cast recording and go to sleep!
[Sideshow Bob]
I know this chubby scalawag,
Has made my life a living hell.
And surly if I drank his blood,
I'd be at peace... but when?
[Bart]
You've grown accustomed to my face.
(spoken)
[Sideshow Bob]
This isn't a duet!
[Bart]
Sorry!
[Sideshow Bob]
I've grown accustomed to your fear,
To revenge, accustomed to... your face!
Everyone
Hates Ned Flanders
[Homer]
Everybody in the USA,
Hates their stupid neighbor,
He's Flanders and he's really, really lame...
Flanders tried to wreck my song,
His views on birth control are wrong,
I hate his guts and Flanders is his name.
[Lenny/Carl/Homer]
F-L-A-N-R-D-S,
[Homer]
He's the man that I hate best,
I'd like to see his house go up in flames.
[Lenny/Carl]
F-L-A,
[Homer]
His name is Ned!
[Lenny/Carl]
E-R-S,
[Homer]
That's a stupid name!
He's worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No.
[Byrne]
You can't upset him even slightly,
He just smiles and nods politely,
Then goes home and worships nightly,
His Leftorium, is an emporium, of woe!
[Lenny/Carl]
F-L-A,
[Homer]
Don't yell at Ned!
[Lenny/Carl]
D-E-R,
[Homer]
His wife is dead!
Everybody hates that stupid jerk!
[Byrne]
Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing,
Filling clubs with angry Valentinos,
You don't have to move your feet,
Just hate Flanders to the disco beat.
[Homer/Byrne]
He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino!
If you despise polite left-handers,
[Homer/Byrne/Flanders]
Then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders
Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd.
[Todd]
That's us!
[Rod]
Hooray!
[Audience]
F-L-A,
[Apu]
His name is Ned,
[Audience]
E-R-S,
[Apu]
He is so white bread,
[Choir]
A smiling moustache geek who walks with God!
I Love To Walk
[Homer]
I like to walk down the avenue,
Bust a move with Disco Stu.
[Stu]
You shake me from my bootie to my fro.
[Homer]
Yes I strut down the boulevard,
Burning off my excess lard,
I rarely feel the need to utter D'oh!
Top o' the mornin' ladies!
[Patty]
Bite us.
[Homer]
I can walk from Springfield to Alaska,
Then hop out with the stars in Malibu.
[Steve]
Hi Homer, I'm actor Steve Buscemi.
[Homer]
The guy who got fed into the wood-chipper in Fargo?
[Homer]
And when I hear:
[Turkmen]
You can't walk to Turkmenistan!
[Homer]
I say of course I can - screw you.
(The Turkmen brandish knives)
[Steve]
Hey, would you guys like tickets to the Independent Film Awards?
[Turkmen]
Would we!?
[Homer]
Oh I love to perambulate,
It's standing still I really hate.
So let me please reiterate,
I love to-- (Marge runs him over) D'oh!!
Me And You Again
[Browne]
You hooked up in high school,
Now you've come so far.
Then you started to hate him,
And hit him with your car.
[Homer]
So I threw you a fancy banquet,
And now you can't stay mad.
How bout a make-up snuggle?
It would be so rad.
(Homer and Marge make up)
[Browne]
When you turned out the light,
I've got to hand it to me.
It looks like it's me and you again tonight,
Marjory.