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Lisa, it's your birthday
God bless you this day
You gave me the gift of a little sister
And I'm proud of you today
Lisa, it's your birthday
Happy birthday, Lisa
Lisa, it's your birthday
Happy birthday, Lisa
I wish you love and goodwill
I wish you peace and joy
I wish you better than your heart desires
And your first kiss from a boy
Lisa, it's your birthday
Happy birthday, Lisa
Lisa, it's your birthday
Happy birthday, Lisa
Krusty's Sign Off Song
We've had lots and lots and lots and lots of fun
But now the time has come to go
If this old clown was found dead in his bed tomorrow
I'd be in heaven still doing this show
The "Flaming Moe's" Song
When the weight of the world has got you down
And you want to end your life
Bills to pay, a dead-end job
And problems with your wife
But don't throw in the towel
'Cause there's a place right down the block
Where you can drink your misery away
At Flaming Moe's
Let's all go to Flaming Moe's
Let's all go to Flaming Moe's
When liquor in a mug
Can warm you like a hug
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
We're Sending Our Love Down the Well
[Sting] There's a hole in my heart
As deep as a well
For that poor little boy
Who's stuck halfway to hell...
[Sideshow Mel] Though we can't get him out
We'll do the next best thing...
[McBain] We'll go on TV and sing, sing, sing...
[Choir] And we're sending our love down the well!
[Krusty] All the way down!
[Choir] We're sending our love down the well!
[Krusty] Down that well!
Talkin' Softball
Well, Mr Burns had done it
The power plant had won it
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while
Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile
While Wade Boggs laid unconscious on the bar-room tile
We're talkin' softball
From Maine to San Diego
Talkin' softball
Mattingly and Canseco
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law
We're talking Homer...
Ozzie and the Straw
We're talkin' softball
From Maine to San Diego
Talkin' softball
Mattingly and Canseco
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law
We're talking Homer...
Ozzie and the Straw
Your Wife Don't Understand You
You work all day for some old man
You sweat and break your back
Then you go home to your castle
But your queen won't cut you slack
That's why you're losin' all your hair
That's why you're overweight
That's why you flipped your pick up truck
Right off the interstate
There's a lot of bull they hand you
There's nothin' you can do
Your wife don't understand you
But I do
No, your wife don't understand you
But I do
I said your wife don't understand you
But I do
Bagged Me a Homer
Oh, the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart
When the coach called me up to the plate
I'd been swingin' and missin' at lovin' and kissin'
My average was point-double-o-eight
So I spit on my hands
Knocked the dirt from my spikes
And pointed right toward centre field
This time, I'm hittin' a home run
This time, love is for real
I'll slide, I'll steal, I'll sacrifice
A lovin' fly for you
I've been slumpin' off season
But now I've found a reason
I've struck on a love that is true
I used to play the field
I used to be a roamer
The season's turning round for me now
I've finally bagged me a homer
That's right
I've finally bagged me a homer