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[Kids] Hail to thee Kamp Krusty
By the shores of Big Snake Lake.
Though your swings are rusty,
We know they'll never break.
[Kearney] Louder, faster!
[Kids] From your gleaming mess hall
To your hallowed baseball field,
To your spic and span infirmary,
Where all your wounds are healed.
Hail to thee Kamp Krusty
Below Mount Avalanche
We will always love Kamp Krusty,
A registered trademark of the Krusty Corporation.
All rights reserved.
South of the Border
South of the border
Down Mexico way
That's where I fell in love
When stars above came out to play
And, now as I wander
My thoughts ever stray
South of the border
Down Mexico way
There she was a picture
In old Spanish lace
And just for a tender while
I kissed the smile upon her face
For it was fiesta
And we were so gay
South of the border
Down Mexico way
Those mission bells told me
That I must not stray
South of the border
Down Mexico way!
Ole!
Oh, Streetcar!
Long before the Superdome
Where the saints of football play
Lived a city that the damned call home
Hear their hellish rondelet...
New Orleans!
Home of pirates, drunks and whores
New Orleans!
Tacky, overpriced souvenir stores
If you want to go to hell, you should take a trip
To the Sodom and Gomorrah of the Mississip'
New Orleans!
Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile
New Orleans!
Putrid, brackish, maggotty, foul
New Orleans!
Crummy, lousy, rancid and rank
New Orleans!
Blanche Dubois' Introduction
I thought my life would be a mardi gras
A never-ending party - ha!
I'm a faded southern dame
Without a dime
I am Just a Simple Paperboy
I am just a simple paperboy
No romance do I seek
I just wanted forty cents
For my deliveries last week
Will this bewitching floozy
Seduce this humble newsy
Oh, what's a paperboy to do?
Stella!
Stella! Stella!
Can't you hear me yell-a?
You're puttin' me through hell-a!
Stella, Stella!
The Kindness of Strangers
You can always depend on the kindness of strangers
To buck up your spirit, and shield you from danger
Now here's a tip from Blanche you won't regret
A stranger's just a friend you haven't met
You haven't met! Streetcar!
Mr Plow Rap
I'm Mr Plow
And I'm here to say
I'm the plowingest guy in the USA
I got a big plow
And I move a lot of things
Just like your cow
If you have one
Mr Plow Jingle
Call Mr Plow
That's my name
That name again
Is Mr Plow!
Plow King Song
When the snow starts a-falling
There's a man you should be calling
That's KL5-4796
Let it ring!
Mr Plow is a loser
And I think he is a boozer
So, you'd better make that call to the Plow King
The "Cops: In Springfield" Theme
Bad cops, bad cops
Bad cops, bad cops
Springfield cops are on the take
What what do you expect for the money we make?
Whether in a car or on a horse
We don't mind using excessive force
Bad cops, bad cops
Bad cops, bad cops
Homer's Opening Song
Simpson! Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history
From the...town of Springfield
He's about to hit a chestnut tree
The Monorail Song
[Lyle Lanley] Well sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine, bonafide, electrified, six-car monorail!
What'd I say?
[Ned Flanders] Monorail!
[Lyle] What's it called?
[Patty & Selma] Monorail
[Lyle] That's right, monorail!
[All chant] Monorail, monorail, monorail...
[Ms Hoover] I hear those things are awfully loud
[Lyle] It glides as softly as a cloud
[Apu] Is there a chance the track could bend?
[Lyle] Not on your life, my Hindu friend
[Barney] What about us braindead slobs?
[Lyle] You'll be given cushy jobs
[Grampa] Were you sent here by the devil?
[Lyle] No, good sir, I'm on the level
[Chief Wiggum] The ring came off my pudding can
[Lyle] Take my pen knife, my good man
I swear it's Springfield's only choice
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
Monorail!
What's it called?
Monorail!
Once again!
Monorail!
[Marge] But Main Street's still all cracked and broken
[Bart] Sorry, mom, the mob has spoken
[All] Monorail! Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
[Homer] Mono- d'oh!
Flanders' Valentine Song
If you think I'm cuddly
And you want my company
Come on, wifey, let me know
Whoo, woo, woo-wooooo
We Are the Mediocre Presidents
We are the mediocre presidents
You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents
There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes!
There's William Henry Harrison - "I died in thirty days!"
We are the adequate, forgettable, occasionally regrettable
Caretaker presidents of the U.S.A!
It Was a Very Good Beer
When I was 17, I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer, I purchased, with a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee, I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was 17
Lisa's Protest Song
Come gather 'round children
It's high time ye learns
About a hero named Homer
And a devil named Burns
We'll march 'til we drop
The girls and the fellas
We'll fight 'til the death
Or else fold like umbrellas
So, we'll march day and night
By the big cooling tower
They have the plant, but we have the power
Burns' Song of Lament
Look at them all, through the darkness I'm bringing
They're not sad at all, they're actually singing!
They sing without juicers
They sing without blenders
They sing without flunjers, capdabblers and smendlers!
The Adventures of Ned Flanders Theme Song
Hens love roosters, geese love ganders
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!
[Homer] Not me!
Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
Oh Whacking Day
Oh Whacking Day
Oh Whacking Day
Our hallowed snake skull-cracking day
We'll break their backs
Gouge out their eyes
Their evil hearts, we'll pulverize
Oh Whacking Day
Oh Whacking Day
May God bestow His grace on thee
Send in the Clowns
Send in the clowns
Those daffy-laffy clowns
Send in those soulful and doleful schmotes by the bowlful clowns
Send in the clowns
[Sideshow Mel] They're already here