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Baby on board
How I've adored
That sign on my car's windowpane
Bounce in my step
Loaded with pep
'Cause I'm driving in the carpool lane
Call me a square
Friend, I don't care
That little yellow sign can't be ignored
I'm tellin' you it's mighty nice
Each trip's a trip to paradise
With my baby on board!
Springfield, Springfield
Springfield, Springfield!
It's a hell of a town!
The schoolyard's up and the shopping mall's down!
The stray dogs go to the animal pound!
Springfield, Springfield!
Springfield, Springfield!
[Sailor] New York, New York!
New York is that-a-way, man
[Sailor] Thanks, kid
It's a hell of a town!
Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
[Apu] Whether igloo, hut or lean-to
Or a geodesic dome
There's no structure I have been to
Which I'd rather call my home...
When I first arrived, you were all such jerks
But now I've come to love your quirks
Maggie with her eyes so bright
Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright
Lisa can philosophize
Bart's adept at spinning lies
Homer's a delightful fella
Sorry 'bout the salmonella
[Homer] Hehe, that's okay
[Apu] Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Now here's the tricky part
Oh, won't you rhyme with me?
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
[Marge] Their floors are sticky-mart!
[Lisa] They made Dad sicky-mart!
[Bart] Let's hurl a bricky-mart!
[Homer] That Kwik-E-Mart is real - d'oh!
[Apu] Who needs the Kwik-E-mart?
Not me!
Forget the Kwik-E-mart
Goodbye to Kwik-E-mart
Who needs the Kwik-E-mart?
Not me!
The Lobby
Let's all go to the lobby!
Let's all go to the lobby!
Let's all go to the lobby
Get ourselves some snacks!
Cool
[Homer] Now what you gotta do
If you wanna get a kiss
Is act real smooth
And make your move like this
<Yawns and puts arm around Grampa>
[Grampa] Oh, I see. So if I take your advice
And make your patented move
Then my chances for love
Will slightly improve
<Grampa practices>
[Homer] Hee, hee, hee
Now what's that rule?
[Grampa] Play it cool!