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Wounds won't last long
But an insulting song
Burns will always carry with him
So, I'll settle my score
On the salsa floor
With this vengeful, Latin rhythm!
Burns!
Con el corazon de perro
Seņor Burns!
El diablo con dinero!
It may not surprise you
But all of us despise you
Please die, and fry
In hell, you rotten, rich, old wretch
Adios viejo!
Just Don't Look
[Paul Anka]
To stop those monsters 1-2-3
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble free
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee...
[Lisa]
Guarantee void in Tennessee!
[All]
Just don't look!
Just don't look!
Just don't look!
Just don't look!
Jebediah Springfield Theme
It's that team of Jebediah Springfield
Whip those horses, let that wagon roll
That a people might embiggen America
That a man might embiggen his soul
His soul, his soul!
Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius
[All] Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius!
Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius!
Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius!
Oh, Dr Zaius
Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius!
[Troy] What's wrong with me?
[Dr Zaius] I think you're crazy
[Troy] I want a second opinion
[Dr Zaius] You're also lazy
[All] Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius!
Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius!
Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius!
Oh, Dr Zaius
Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius!
[Troy] Can I play the piano anymore?
[Dr Zaius] Of course you can
[Troy] Well, I couldn't before
[All] Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius!
Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius!
Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius!
Oh, Dr Zaius
Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius!
Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius!
Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius!
Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius!
Oh, Dr Zaius
Chimpan A to Chimpan Z
I hate every ape I see
From chimpan a to chimpan z
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me
Oh my God, I was wrong
It was Earth, all along
You've finally made a monkey
[Chorus] Yes, we've finally made a monkey
Yes, you've finally made a monkey out of me!
An Amendment to Be
[Little Boy] Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?
[Amendment] I'm not garbage
I'm an amendment to be
Yes, an amendment to be
And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me
There's a lot of flag-burners who have got too much freedom
I want to make it legal for policemen to beat 'em
'Cause there's limits to our liberties
At least, I hope and pray that there are
'Cause those liberal freaks go too far
[Little Boy] But why can't we just make a law against flag burning?
[Amendment] Because that law would be unconstitutional
But if we change the constitution -
[Little Boy] - Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!
[Amendment] Now you're catching on!
[Little Boy] But what if they say you're not good enough to be in the constitution?
[Amendment] Then I'll crush all opposition to me!
And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay
If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay
[Congressman] Good news, amendment! They ratified you!
You're in the US Constitution!
[Amendment] Oh, yeah! Door's open, boys!
Skinner and the Superintendent Theme Song
Skinner with his crazy explanations
The superintendent's gonna need his medication
When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations
There'll be trouble in town, tonight!
The Tomfoolery of Professor John Frink Theme Song
Professor Frink, Professor Frink
He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think
He likes to run, and then the thing with the...person...
Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel
Some folks'lll never eat a skunk
But then again, some folks'll
Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel
Most folks'll never lose a toe
But then again, some folks'll
Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel