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[Judge] How do you find the defendant?
[Jury Foreman] He's guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent
[Jurist #1] Freaked out behaviour, both chronic and recent
[Jury] Drinking and driving, narcotics possession
[Jurist #2] And that's just page one of his ten page confession!
[Judge] I should put you away where you can't kill or maim us,
But this is LA and you're rich and famous!
[Young Celebrity] I'm checkin' in!
[Doctors & Patients] He's checkin' in!
[Young Celebrity] I'm checkin' in!
[Doctors & Patients] Checkin', checkin' in!
[Young Celebrity] No more pills or alcohol, no more pot or Demorol,
No more stinking fun at all! I'm checkin' in!
[Doctors & Patients] He's checkin' in! He's checkin' in!
[Doctor] No more looking pale and thin, no more bugs beneath your skin!
[Young Celebrity] Hey, that's just my aspirin!
[Doctors & Patients] Chuck it out!
[Doctors & Patients] You're checkin' in!
Those Were the Days
Boy, the way the Bee Gees played
Movies John Travolta made
Guessing how much Elvis weighed
Those were the days
And you knew where you were then
Watching shows like Gentle Ben
Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again
"Disco Duck" and Fleetwood Mac
Coming out of my eight-track
Michael Jackson still was black
Those were the days
Bart was feeling mighty blue
It's a shame what school can do
For no reason, here's Apu
Those were the days
Canyonero
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Hey, hey!
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams
She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine
Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!
Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!
The Garbage Man Can
[Homer]
Who can take your trash out
Stomp it down for you
Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingie do?
The Garbage Man!
[Garbage Men] Yes the Garbage Man Can!
[Homer & Garbage Men]
The Garbage Man can
And he does it with a smile
And never judges you
[Marge] Who can take this diaper?
[Garbage Man] I don't mind at all!
[Chief Wiggum] Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball?
The Garbage Man!
[Garbage Men] Yes the Garbage Man can
[U2]
The sanitation folks
Are jolly friendly blokes
Courteous and easygoing
[The Edge] They'll mop up when you're o-
[U2 & Garbage Men] -ver flowin'!
[Bono] And tell you when your arse is showing!
[Apu] Who can?
[Sideshow Mel] Who can?
[Ned Flanders] Who can?
[Oscar the Grouch] Who can?
[All] The Garbage Man can!
[Bart & Lisa] Coz he's Homer Simpson, man!
[All] He cleans the world for you!