Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
description: Local Kwik-E-Mart clerk, loves to overprice.  Was engaged as a child, fought that for a while, then fell in love with the one he was engaged to, married her, had octuplets with her, but still had a short affair with the squishee lady
catchphrase: Thank you, come again

Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon
description: Apu's brother, sometimes helps him out in the store.  His son also helps, and is good with a rifle, at least for his 5 years old

Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon
description: is rather intelligent, but a bit gullible when it comes to Apu.  After giving birth to the octuplets they nearly got a lot of gifts, but in the end those were taken to a woman who birthed 9 children in Shelbyville
catchphrase: chickpeas, lentils and rice

Poonam, Sashi, Pria, Uma, Anoop, Sandeep, Nabendu and Gheet
description: Apu's and Manjula's children.  Do nothing but crying and wanting food all the time.  Had a short career as stars of a zoo-show, but got pulled away by their father and Homer
catchphrase: Whei Whei (crying noise)

Moe Syzlack
description: Bartender in Homer's favourite dump.  Also a qualified snake handler and medicine man.  Managed Homer's boxing career, based on his own experience as a boxer.  Also used to be an actor, and has a cat called Shnookums.  Always falls for Bart's phone pranks
catchphrase: Hello, Moe's tavern

Barney Gumble
age: 39
description: Used to be a bright lad, ready for college until Homer made him taste beer.  Is now sober, but addicted to double tall mocha lattes.  Earns his money through participating in scientific experiments and donating sperm, lots of sperm.  Even if he is sober, he can't seem to pry himself away from Moe's Tavern
catchphrase: *Burp*

Herman
description: I'm not quite sure what his last name is, but I do know that he owns Herman's Military Antiques, a great place for all sorts of weapons and war-memorabilia.  Sometimes he is involved in some fishy business, probably how he lost his arm, but so far he hasn't killed anyone...yet
catchphrase: Now we'll just hold you here until Zed arrives

Dr. Julius Hibbert
description: This general practitioner, or however you write it, is all ways good-humoured, something his chuckle will show.  He once had an ulcer and he found that this chuckle drove it away.  Not filthy of a couple of surgeries and some gynaecology he really is a jack of all trades in the medical world.
catchphrase: Here, have yourself a wowwypop

Chief Clancy Wiggum
description: This police chief is easily bribed, but with cash only, as Bart found out the hard way.  Not exactly the brightest one around, he originally worked as a night watchman until his asthma cleared and he could enroll in police school.  He did however solve the attempted murder on Mr. Burns, with a little (read: a lot) of help from Lisa
catchphrase: We have a little saying here at the Springfield police: Let Michigan handle it

Lou and Eddie
description: These two officers are under chief Wiggum, but have on numerous occasions shown that their intellect is superior to that of their superior.  Apart from enjoying squirrels running around in their pants, they also do some police work, in a typical Springfield way
catchphrase: "Someone took all the beer and cold cuts" "This is your last warning about that"

Snake Jailbird
description: Being the most renowned thief in Springfield, Snake goes in and out of prison regularly, though with the Springfield Police's capabilities I sometimes wonder how he goes in.  He's very protective of his car, little bandit, and is ready to kill for her.  By the way, she needs premium.  Before becoming a thief, Snake was a professor and a good member of society.
catchphrase: Yoink

Fat Tony
description: The local mafia leader of Springfield, Fat Tony (real name: Marion) has something to say in almost every business.  Bart worked for him for a while, making excellent manhattans, and Homer hired him to help Marge's Pretzel business.  Aside from that he's also known to sell fake ID's.
catchphrase: You have 24 hours to give me the money, and to show you I'm serious, you have 12 hours

Legs and Louie
description: These two strapping, but not really, young men are Fat Tony's associates.  They pretty much do his dirty work, at least I think that's their purpose in life
catchphrase: supoib

Jimmy the Squealer
description: This gangster is known for always giving away information.  Looks a bit sleazy, gold chain and stuff, but hey...he's a gangster so what did you expect?
catchphrase: Did you know Fat Tony's real name is Marion?

Johnny Tightlips
description: Probably the most secretive member of the gangster society, Johnny never tells anything to anyone
catchphrase: I ain't saying nothin'

King Toot
description:  OK I know that's not his name, but King Toot's music store is situated next to Moe's Tavern.  Lisa's saxophones were bought and engraved in there, so it's definitely worth mentioning
catchphrase: Alto or Tenor

Jeff Albertson (AKA: Comic Book Guy)
description: This guy runs the local comic book store, called The Androids Dungeon.  Extremely obese, he is also extremely nerdy and sarcastic, and funnily enough does get some action with at least 2 women we know of
catchphrase: ooh a sarcasm reader, now that's a real useful invention

Dr. Marvin Monroe
description: This rather obese psychologist tried to help the Simpson family out with their anger issues and succeeded in a way, because after ruining his business they all laughed together.  For the rest he's often seen on the news giving expert opinions.  He dies, but magically returned in season 15, reviewing Marge's book
catchphrase: This is not the way to get healthy!

Dr. Wolfe
description: The local dentist, this man has given Lisa her nice braces that spray a touch of Calvin Klein's Obsession, plus he owns a very scary 'book of British smiles'
catchphrase: I'm also afraid little Lisa is going to need braces

Artie Ziff
description: It's not quite sure what he does, but he's stinking rich, and has a thing for Marge, ever since high school.  He tried to steal Marge away from Homer, but in the end saved their marriage by paying for Homer's snoring operation, only to nearly wreck it later on when he supposedly lost all his money and came to move in
catchphrase: I would appreciate it if you wouldn't tell anyone about my 'busy hands'

John Cockamamie
description: This owner of a little kitsch/camp store was asked about the value of a statuette/whiskey bottle that Marge had, but found his way into the family's heart, even aside from his gayness.  May have been a boyfriend of Smithers, we're not sure
catchphrase: ZZZzzaappp

Lyle Lanley
description: This conman convinced Springfield to get a monorail, and then disappeared with the money even though he knew it was gonna be a bust.  But hey, he used a very compelling song
catchphrase: And by god it put them on the map

Gil
description: This salesman has very poor selling skills.  In his whole life he's managed to sell one thing, and even that was a fluke.  He tried the law for a while but that didn't work out either...too bad for him
catchphrase: No no cookie...I'm scared of you

Captain McCalister
description: An old sea captain who knew the only secret to stopping the killer dolphins, he owns the Frying Dutchman that Homer had a dispute with over a slight “all you can eat sign”. He also made a CD called the Sea Chantees
Catchphrase: arrrrrrrrr

Joel Duff Man
description: The somewhat superhero/icon of Duff beer. Often seen at Duff promotional events, but is getting close to be partied out.
Catchphrase: Oh Yeahhh

Rex Banner
description: This detective was brought in by Mayor Quimby to replace Wiggum in the time of Prohibition to find the famous Beer Baron who was making his own liquor (and just happened to be Homer)
Catchphrase: Are you the beer Baron?

Shary Bobbins
description: The original Mary Poppins who taught Bart and Lisa how to cut corners while cleaning the house. She died after leaving the Simpsons when flying into a plane with her umbrella.
Catchphrase: Just do a half assed job