Troy McClure
description: An acting Jack Of All Trades, this man will present or act any part, as long as it gets him famous.  He supposedly sleeps with the fishes, so to kill that rumour he married Selma.  Unfortunately he disappears, because Phil Hartman, who voiced him, died
catchphrase: Hi, I'm Troy McClure

McBain
description: This load of film-muscles is always searching for Mendoza.  There are several films made with him as a lead actor.  He's played by Rainier Wolfcastle (further info later on)
catchphrase: Mendoza!

Mendoza
description: The Bad Guy in all the McBain movies
catchphrase: Here, have a salmon puff

Rainier Wolfcastle
description: This actor is supposed to be a spoof of Arnold Schwarzenegger, so who knows, maybe he'll go in politics.  Asides from acting he also does a stand up comedian show, and started his career with an advert for boloney
catchphrase: The goggles, they do nothing!

Radioactive Man
description: A normal man at first, he gained his powers because he was caught in barbed wire when a nuclear bomb went off close by him.  He uses his power for good, and has his own comic book series, and there's a film made of him, in which he is played by Rainier Wolfcastle.  He is usually assisted by Fallout Boy (further info next)
catchphrase: Up and atom!

Fallout Boy
description: This boy got his powers because in an accident he landed under a nuclear truck.  In the film he is played by Milhouse, even though Bart desperately wanted that part.
catchphrase: Jiminy Jillikers!

Krusty The Clown
description: Of Jewish background, Hershel Krustofski has never wanted anything else besides making people laugh, and making the most money out of it that he can get.  He endorses everything, as long as there's something in it for him, but he's still all the children's favourite clown
catchphrase: Hey Hey kids!

Sideshow Bob
description: This man never really wanted the part, but when he drove his brother Cecil to the audition he got noticed and hired, much to the disgust of his brother.  He however didn't like what he had to do, and framed Krusty for robbery so that he could take over the show.  Luckily Bart figured out what had happened and sent him to jail.  Several times.
catchphrase: Very well Bart, I will send you to heaven, before I send you to hell

Sideshow Mel
description: He took over when Bob was arrested, and kind of stuck around.  He once tried to remove gum from his hair with a bone, so now he's stuck with a bone in his hair.
catchphrase: *sound of a whistle blowing*

The other sideshows
description: There are quite a lot of these, and some are even famous, like Luke Perry, Krusty's half brother.  Krusty's been on air a long time, and he's had the need of lots of sideshows.  They're not all called sideshow though, there's also a corporal (Corporal Punishment), and lets not forget Stingy and Battery, when Krusty was the only person still on air because Bob had managed to convince the world to no longer broadcast

Itchy and Scratchy
description: This cat and mouse duo is a kind of violent take on Tom and Jerry.  Everyone loves them though, they are after all very funny.  Except for Marge who hates the violence they stand for, especially after Maggie hit Homer on the head with a mallet after seeing one of their episodes
catchphrase: Kids, say no to drugs

Poochy
description: The producers of Itchy and Scratchy were afraid the show had lost it's popularity, so they brought in a new character, a surfing, rapping, hip, cool dog, voiced by Homer
catchphrase: See you on the flipside, dudes!

June Bellamy
description: This lady does the voices of itchy and scratchy, and I might say, she does it good.  She is however not very good with people, so when Homer joins the show she's happy that he takes care of the fan's questions
catchphrase: Very few cartoon's are broadcast life, it's a terrible strain on the animators' wrists

Roger Meyers
description: Owner of the company that makes the Itchy and Scratchy cartoons, created by his father, he decides what happens to the show.  However, he's not a very friendly man.
catchphrase: Hey egghead, sing fair Harvard!

The Bumble Bee Man
description: This life-size bee is THE slapstick star on channel 6.
catchphrase: Donde es mi tequila?

Kent Brockman
description: This news anchor for channel 6 is quite certain of himself and has always something interesting to announce, or so he thinks
catchphrase: I'm don't read the news until I get my danish

Arnie Pie
description: The eye in the sky, this helicopter flyer spends his days flying over Springfield reporting what's wrong and what's right

Bleeding Gums Murphy
description: A semi famous jazz saxophonist, this man is Lisa's big idol when it comes to music.  His only hit was Sax on the Beach, he got his name because he never goes to the dentist of brushes his teeth, and he may or may not be related to dr. Hibbert.  He dies unfortunately, but returns once to comfort Lisa, Mufasa-style
catchphrase: The blues ain't about feeling better, it's about making others feel worse and make a couple of bucks while you're at it

Lurleen Lumpkin
description: This country singer got famous because Homer discovered her in a bar and decided her voice should be shared with the rest of the world.  Marge however wasn't so happy, because it was obvious Lurleen had the hots for him.
catchphrase: Oh Homer, you're as smart as you are handsome

Tito Puente
description: This Latin American artist was asked by Lisa to give music in Springfield Elementary after they struck oil.  When Burns took away the oil, Tito took revenge by writing a spiteful song
catchphrase: He robbed the school of Tito!

Brad Goodman
description: This psychologist created a true disaster in Springfield when on his show he told everyone to be like Bart and do as they feel.  He is mainly a show psychologist, giving marriage counselling on tape and the like
catchphrase: Be like boy

Chester J. Lampwick
description: Bart met this guy when he was a bum, and after hearing he had created Itchy, decided to help him.  Thanks to Bart Chester got to fulfill his life long dream of owning a rocket car and a solid gold house
catchphrase: He didn't create Itchy, I did

Mickey Rooney
description: A former child actor, Mickey was brought in to convince Milhouse to continue his role as fallout boy.  Unfortunately the film never was finished as Quimby taxed the film makers too much
catchphrase: The studio sent me to talk to you, being a former child star myself and the number 1 box office draw from 1939 to 1940

Rachel Jordan
description: the lead singer of Kovenant, this Christian Madonna has captured Ned's heart.  She was willing to go for it, but when Ned tried to make her look like Maude she ran.
catchphrase: (sung) A book about a man, a book about a dude who lives above

Llewellyn Saintclaire
description: This little bit of an eccentric has devoted his life to directing plays.  He keeps telling everyone they are bad at it, but in the end he sets up a good production, so...who cares.
catchphrase: Except you, you're not working out

L.T. Smash
description: A navy officer put on project Boyband, this man posed as a record producer to start the party posse to send subliminal messages to the people about joining the army.  Has visions of fighting hippies, but in the end he's alright, I guess
catchphrase: Thank you NASA

Bill & Marty
description: These are the guys of KBBL, the ones that offered Bart a prize of $10000 or the Elephant. They unfortunately got replaced by Robotic DJ 3000.
Catchphrase: You're listening to KBBL

Gabbo
description: This ventriloquist puppet actually managed to get Krusty bumped of the air, but Bart caught him on tape saying all children in Springfield are little SoB's so that was the end of that fad.  His puppeteer is Arthur Krandall
catchphrase: I'm a bad widdle boy

Alphonse
description: The dummy Krusty tries to boost ratings with when Gabbo is making him lose face
catchphrase: *the sound of falling apart*

Worker and Parasite
description: This is the east-European version of Itchy and Scratchy.  It's mostly just squiggly lines though
catchphrase: errr....some incomprehensible squeaking

Scott Christian
description: A journalist for the Channel 6 News
catchphrase: The crime of the century has been solved!

Truck-O-Saurus
description: A huge metal dinosaur made out of truck pieces, and how 'eats' and burns old cars, and on one occasion even the Simpsons' car...with them still in it.  Controlled by Leo G. Clark
catchphrase: *breathes fire on a car*

Lance Murdock
description: The Springfield dare-devil.  He will do anything, from jumping over poo to jumping over a pool with electric eels, sharks, crocodiles, a lion and a drop of blood
catchphrase: Bones heal, chicks dig scars and America has the best doctor-to-daredevil rate in the world