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Marge(Marjorie) Simpson
age: 34(even though she was in the same year as homer on high school)
description: a fairly intelligent woman who, probably in a momentary lapse of insanity, married Homer, but still loves him with all her heart.  She sees good in him when no one else does (and who can blame them).  Loves Ringo Starr and Tom Jones.  She is also a very talented artist, painting that is.  She is a caring mother, but sometimes she goes bald from stress, and in a family like hers, it's understandable
catchphrase: Mmmmmmm

Bart(Bartholomew) Jo-Jo Simpson
age: 10
description: A general mischievous boy like there are 13 in a dozen.  As the class clown, graffiti-artist (el barto) and training vandal he has hardly time to study, so he's not a very bright student.  However, when you need him, he'll be there for you, and get a cow's heart to go into a diorama
catchphrase: aye caramba

Lisa Marie Simpson
age: 8
description: A very bright and intelligent young girl who loves horses and Coreys.  She also loves Jazz and Malibu Stacey dolls, and she's created her own doll called Lisa Lionheart.  As a straight A student she's almost certain to grow up to be the first female American president, and by my spirit, if she gets there, that'll be the first time I'll root for the US president
catchphrase: As she is intelligent and sensible she refuses to have a catchphrase, though you can often hear her say "Oh brother" or "I'll be in my room"

Maggie (Margaret) Simpson
age: just under 2
description: She's a baby, and a cute one at that.  She shows signs of high intelligence, and Lisa tries to make those signs appear more often
catchphrase: *suck-suck*(pacifier noise)

Patty and Selma Bouvier (Terwillinger Hutz Mcclure in Selma's case)
age: 40
description: Marge's sisters and twins of each other.  They don't agree with Marge's choice of husband and show it whenever they get the chance.  Selma desperately wants a baby, and has been married several times.  After getting Jub Jub, her pet iguana, that want of a child has diminished somewhat.  Patty on the other hand likes her life as a celibate, and is 'in the closet', well she was in the gay pride parade.  Enjoy going on trips and having slide shows about them afterwards
catchphrase:
-Selma: I want a baby and time is running out, you're looking at a free lunch boys, come and get it
-Patty: men are scum

Jacqueline Bouvier
description: Marge's mother, and a typical one at that.  Hardly agrees with anything Marge does.  Had a short fling with Homer's dad, left him for Mr. Burns, but in the end decided she preferred to stay single.  She was married to a male stewardess, which led to Marge being afraid of flying.
catchphrase: My voice is failing so I will only say this: *insert negative remark*

Abraham 'Abe' Simpson
description: Homer's father.  A rambling old fool, that spends his time sleeping and inventing unrealistic stories.  Moved to America at a very young age, since it was the greatest thing since sliced bread, that being invented the day before.  Had to bring up Homer on his own, but never believed he could do anything right.
catchphrase: zzzzzzzzzz(snoring sound)

Mona Simpson
description: Homer's mother.  Left her family because she had turned into a hippie, while Abe was still stuck in his little life.  Came back later when she hear Homer was supposed to be dead, and after that got in touch again through ads in the newspaper.  Is running from the law, for detonating an antibiotics bomb in Mr. Burns' biological warfare lab.
catchphrase: Gotta run, Grandma stuff

Herbert 'unky Herb' Powell
description: Homer's half brother.  Used to be a successful car manufacturer, but went bankrupt after letting Homer design a car.  Later got to be successful again by inventing a baby translator.
catchphrase: Homer I bought you the damn chair

Hugo Simpson
age: 10
description: Bart's Siamese twin.  Got locked in the attic because he was thought to be the evil twin, but after finding that he was not, got exchanged for Bart, even though he's still called Bart.
catchphrase: MMMM fish heads

Abbey Simpson
age: 58
description: Homer's half-sister and really a female Homer.  Was conceived while Abe was just about to leave England during WWII.
catchphrase: aaarrggll bacon *dribbles*

Other Relatives of Homer
description: basically the men are idiots and the women successful thanks to the Simpson gene