Ned Flanders
age: 60, though you wouldn't give it to him
description: The Simpsons' neighbour, and according Homer very annoying, but useful for borrowing stuff.  Highly religious, he often goes to church and enjoys singing Christian songs.  Was married to Maude, but she died, being shot of a racetrack tribune.  Fell in love with a Christian rock singer after that for a short while
catchphrase: Hideliho neighbourinos

Maude Flanders
description: This very religious woman was married to Ned, right until the moment she died.  Her dream was to open a religious theme park, called Praiseland.  She did however take offense by works of art like Michelangelo's David
catchphrase: Neddy, I've had about all I can take of Homer Simpson's Torso.  I'm going to get some hotdogs

Rod and Todd
description: Children of Ned.  Basically, the perfect little angels.  They can't deal with violence or sugar.  Have their own little newspaper, and seem to like going to church even more than their daddy.
catchphrase: "yay liver" "Iron helps us play"

Other relatives of Ned
description: Foreign versions of Ned, except for his British cousin
catchphrases: "Buenos ding dong didli dias senor" "Cheerio...a googly woogly"

Amber and Ginger
description: Vegas floosies who married Homer and Ned respectively during their wild weekend in Vegas, teaching Ned how to live and have fun.  Came back to claim their husbands afterwards, but were chased away, ginger by being changed into Maude, and Amber by being married to Abe
catchphrase: *wwwfff* (inhaling from a cigarette)

Ruth Powers
description: This divorcee came to live next to the Simpsons right after her divorce got through.  She and Marge have had an adventurous friendship, kind of a Thelma and Louise thing.  She has grown a bit embittered by men, but would still love to get hooked up with one, but her asking homer was probably not a good idea.
catchphrase: I know what you're thinking Homer and yes, I wanna get hooked up with one of your friends

Laura Powers
description:  Ruth's daughter and Bart's first love.  So far she's been the only babysitter from outside of the family to know how to handle the Simpson kids.  She ripped out Bart's heart(literally) by dating Jimbo, but then left him after finding out that he's all talk.  As far as playing jokes go, she's just as bad as Bart
catchphrase: Here's your mansion, here's your tennis court and here *spit* is your swimming pool

George and Barbara Bush
description: This ex-president and his wife moved across the street from the Simpsons.  After Bart destroyed George's memoirs, a feud started between George and Homer, which eventually led to the Bushes moving away.
catchphrases: "I'm going to do something your daddy should have done a long time ago" "Here Bart, have a cookie"

Gerald Ford
description: This ex-president moved into the Bushes' house right after they left.  Unlike George Bush, he gets along very good with Homer.
catchphrase: Why don't you come in to watch the game

The Winfields
description: This elderly couple lived next to the Simpsons before they sold their house to Ruth Powers.