Jasper
description: A friend of Grampa's they spend a lot of time together seated on a bench next to each other, discussing how things are wrong with today's youth.  His long beard and wooden leg make him unique, as does his ability to become frozen in the Kwik-E-Marts freezer, posing as Frostilicus
catchphrase: That's a walloping

Hans Moleman
description: This short bald person with the thick glasses apparently tastes of peanuts, and was a short replacement for Bart when he lived with Mr. Burns.
catchphrase: I am 31 years old

Bea Simmons
description: This lovely old lady came to the Retirement Castle and stole Abe's heart.  Unfortunately she died, but left Grampa a big sum of money, which he in turn donated to the Retirement Castle
catchphrase: Oh, Abe...

Agnes Skinner
description: The mother of principal Skinner, she holds him under her tight wings.  As sarcastic as she is she gained the love of Comic Book Guy, but lost it again, and had a brief thing with inspector Chalmers.
catchphrase: And you never will be...

Cornelius Talmage
description: When Homer moved in to the Retirement castle, this person had paid for the bed he was in, which allowed Cornelius to have some fun without anyone looking for him
catchphrase: I've been on a bit of a bender

Cornelius Chapman
description: The oldest man of Springfield (next one in line: Mr. Burns), he unfortunately died when he got an award for it.  I guess a kiss from Britney Spears wasn't exactly what he wanted, but then again...who would want that
Catchphrase: *sound of a man dying*

Mrs. Glick
description: This lady is one of Marge's hairdresser buddies, and that's how Bart came to work for her.  She lost her husband in the first World War, but she still holds her head up high...well, as high as she can with her hump...
catchphrase: Now where's the iodine

Molloy
description: A resident of the Retirement Castle, he's actually the cat burglar, and got caught be Grampa, on the basis of him wearing sneakers (for sneaking, you see)
catchphrase: It's buried under a big T

Zelda
description: This lady got Grampa's heart going again when she entered the old folks home, and his car...well, his son's car.  Unfortunately she ran of with a slightly younger slightly more Casanova like senior
catchphrase: Oh, you can drive...

Belle
description: Not the average old lady, this senior citizen owns and manages the only burlesque house in town, and boy, do they put the 'Spring' in Springfield
catchphrase: This is the 'Maison Derriere'.  Erm, it means Back House

Hyman Krustofski
description: The father of Krusty the Clown, he was very disappointed in his son's choice of career, him being a rabbi himself.  But Bart and Lisa managed to patch things up after all
catchphrase: I have no son!

Mrs. Fish
description: This lady plays the organ in church, and seeing as she can play In the Garden of Evil, I'm guessing she's pretty good
catchphrase: *sound of a head falling on the keys from exhaustion*