Treehouse of Horror XII
A Simpsons Halloween to never forget! The first cryptic tale brings the family to "Ethnictown" where Homer angers a gypsy who then places a curse bringing bad luck to everyone but him. The second scary story pays homage to 2001 as Marge decides to purchase the Ultrahouse 3000, a futuristic house (Pierce Brosnan) with homicidal tendencies that controls every aspect of the family's lives. The final Halloween Haunt finds the Simpsons in a Harry Potter-esque existence, with the kids learning sorcery at a wizard school.

The Parent Rap
Bart gets in trouble jet again, and a new judge is appointed to take on his case. She holds Homer responsible for Bart's deeds and sentences he and Bart to be tethered together, which only leads to her being punished as well.

Homer the Moe
When Moe becomes too depressed for his own good, he decides to leave Springfield for his alma mater. In doing so, he leaves the bar in Homer's care. When he comes back he changes the bar completely, so it becomes trendy, so Homer starts a bar in his garage.

Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
Mr. Burns falls in love with a young cop, and asks Homer for advice on how to woo her.  As it turns out though, the girl has already lost her heart to Snake.

The Blunder Years
A hypnotist inadvertently conjures up repressed memories from Homer's past and causes him to scream uncontrollably. Realizing that he's been traumatized by some horrific event in his past, when they found a corpse.  Whose body was it?

She of Little Faith
After the church becomes an even bigger sham than before in Lisa's eyes, she goes in search of another religion, and ends up with Buddhism. Everyone tries to convert her back to Christianity, but Lisa simply finds a way to combine the two.

Brawl in the Family
After a huge fight in the Simpson family, which makes the papers, Homer and Ned's Vegas wives track them down.  Marge kicks Homer out, but Ned decides to give his second wife a try.  After Homer makes his 2nd wife marry grampa and Ned's 2nd wife is driven insane by his goodyness, they decide to go back to Vegas.

Sweets and Sour Marge
It is found out that Springfield is by far the fattest town in America. Disgusted by this fact, Marge decides to go on a crusade to stop the sugar onslaught on the town. She hires a lawyer and wins a class-action lawsuit against big sugar.

Jaws Wired Shut
While running rampant through Springfield, Homer accidentally breaks his jaw. Dr. Hibbert wires his jaw shut to allow it to heal, and forces Homer to shut his mouth. Because he can't speak, Homer is forced to listen to his family for the first time, which creates a certain harmony, but what happens when his jaw is healed?

Half-Decent Proposal
Artie Ziff is back in town, and Homer a proposal. He offers $1 million to spend a weekend with Marge. As they need the money for a surgery so Homer will stop snoring, they take up the offer eventually.  Will the marriage survive?

The Bart Wants What It Wants
Greta Wolfcastle (daughter of Rainier) develops a crush on Bart, but when it turns out he's not that interested, Greta starts something up with Milhouse.  Bart becomes jealous and follows them all the way to Toronto.

The Lastest Gun in the West
Bart befriends an elderly cowboy who was once a Big Screen Legend. The cowboy becomes Bart's new idol, and soon all of Springfield's children are renewing their interest in the Old West. Bart and Lisa help the cowboy regain his fame by booking him on Krusty's show, but he messes it up by being too drunk.

The Old Man and the Key
When a sultry new woman takes up residence in his retirement home, Grandpa is determined to win her affections by impressing her with his driving skills. His skills aren't that good though, and she makes of with another man, and Grampa and Bart decide to follow them.

Tales from the Public Domain
When Homer gets a notice from the library that he has a book of classic tales that's years overdue, he finds it on the shelf and begins reading aloud. The first tale chronicles Homer as Odysseus and the battle of Troy. The second tale follows Lisa as Joan of Arc. The final tale follows the story of Bart as Hamlet.

Blame it on Lisa
The whole family goes to Brazil to find Lisa's foster child. Upon arrival, Homer is promptly kidnapped. Not able to raise the proper capital, Homer begrudgingly calls Mr. Burns for the money and gets deeper into debt with his demonic boss. The orphan it turns out is doing quite well and has a job performing at Carnival.

Weekend at Burnsies
When Homer is attacked by a mob of crows, he injures his eyes and Dr. Hibbert prescribes him medical marijuana. While looking for someone to laugh at his company's dismal quarterly report, Mr. Burns hires Homer who finds everything funny while he's high, but then medicinal marijuana becomes illegal...

Gump Roast
In another classic clip show, Homer J. Simpson is the talk of the town as the Springfield Friar's Club decides to "roast" him. Then Kang and Kodos crash the party and threaten to destroy the earth unless they can find something good on it.

I am Furious Yellow
When a cartoon animator speaks to Bart's class on career day, Bart gets the idea to make an animated series of his own, and creates Angry Dad, based on Homer.  The cartoon i a huge success on the internet, but then Homer begins to suppress his rage, leaving Bart without inspiration.

The Sweetest Apu
When Homer accidentally catches Apu cheating on his wife in the Kwik-E-Mart, he decides not to tell anyone but Marge. Unfortunately for Apu however, Manjula discovers the security tape from the store and kicks Apu out of the house.  Marge and homer try to reunite the two.

Little Girl in the Big Ten
Lisa befriends some college girls who are unaware of her age. She spends most her time on campus while going to great lengths to avoid having her cover blown. Meanwhile, Bart is relegated to living in a bubble when he's bitten by a contagious mosquito.

Frying Game
After trying to kill a rare animal, the court sentences Homer to community service. During his community service Homer meets Mrs. Bellamy, a wealthy old lady, and ends up doing additional odd jobs for her.  When she gets killed, Homer and Marge are the suspects.

Papa's Got a Brand New Badge
Homer decides to start his own security company with Lenny and Carl to help protect the citizens of Springfield. When Mayor Quimby realizes how inept Wiggum is, he decides to make Homer head of security for the whole city, but then the mafia gets involved...