Treehouse of Horrors XIII
First Homer gets a magic hammock that “copies”
himself and makes duplicate Homers. Then Lisa
gets guns banned in Springfield, leaving
Springfield unable to defend itself from Zombie
attacks. Lastly the Simpsons head for an island
vacation hosted by Dr. Hibbert to find all
people there are mutated.
How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
When Homer is secretly videotaped complaining
about his family they send him off to a rock and
roll fantasy camp so that he can regroup and try
to live his dream. He is taught to be a rock
star by famous rockers, but when the week ends
he doesn't want to leave
Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade
Watching hours upon hours of bad TV, Bart
neglects to study for a test and fails so badly
that he gets dropped back to third grade.
Meanwhile, Lisa does so well, she gets moved up
to third grade. Once they're in the same class,
it's sibling rivalry
Large Marge
After having seen Homer flirt with 2 women,
Marge decides to get plastic surgery to get his
attention back on her. Her doctor messes up,
though, and she ends up with 2 large breasts,
which land her a modelling job, but also a lot
of back-ache.
Helter Shelter
After Lisa gives an ice hockey player tips on
how to beat the goalie, he scores and gives her
his stick in thanks. It turns out it contained
termites that destroy their house, so they end
up on a reality program that simulates life in
1895, having no where else they are willing to
stay.
The Great Louse Detective
Someone is trying to kill Homer, and after some
smart detective work they find out it's Frank
Grimes Jr., son of Grimey. In the mean time
Sideshow Bob has yet another plan to kill Bart,
but can't do it in the end, because he's grown
accustomed to him.
Special Edna
Bart finds out that Edna feels terrible about
Skinner always putting his mother first, so to
make her feel better he enters her in the
teacher of the year contest. Skinner doesn't
want her to win because he fears she'll leave
them, so he plans to rig the election, but in
the end comes clean about not wanting to lose
her and thus wins her heart all over again.
The Dad Who Knew Too Little
In an effort to get closer to Lisa
and get to know more about his daughter, Homer
hires a detective to spy on Lisa and find out
her likes/dislikes. When Homer refuses to pay
the detective’s bill, the guy tries to frame
Lisa for a crime, so homer and Lisa go on the
run together
The Strong Arms Of The Ma
When Marge gets mugged, she becomes agoraphobic
and can’t leave the safety of her home. She
holes up in the basement and starts working out
on a weight set, thus gaining the courage to go
back out again, and starts entering bodybuilding
competitions.
Pray Anthing
Homer takes up the habit of
praying, and prays for a better house. By some
coincidence, they get the deeds to the church,
and Homer turns the church into the party
central of the world, causing God to become
angry.
Barting Over
When Bart learns that Homer has
lost his earnings from a TV commercial he
appeared in as a baby, Bart takes Homer to court
and is granted emancipation from his parents. He
moves out of the house, but Homer finally
manages to decently apologise and Bart comes
back home.
I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can
Lisa wins a spelling bee and enters the
Spellympics, where she's asked to take a dive.
Meanwhile, Homer is distraught after Krusty
Burger offers a limited-time Krusty rib
sandwich, only to promptly remove it from the
menu, and follows the Ribwhich all over the
country.
A Star is Born Again
A famous and sultry movie star swoops into
Springfield and has eyes for none other than Ned
Flanders, who has been lonely ever since his
wife passed on. Homer is dying to know if they
ever did the “deed.”, but Flanders doesn't Kiss
and Tell, driving Homer nuts
Mr. Spritz Goes To Washington
The Simpsons go to their local congress man to
complain about the new flight plans over
Springfield, but the man dies while hearing
their complaints. They help Krusty to win his
now vacant seat in congress, in the hopes that
it will help their cause.
C. E. D'oh
Homer takes a new attitude to work, where he
makes suggestions to improve safety at the power
plant. When Burns laughs at Homer’s proposals,
Homer and Lisa devise a plan to take the plant
from him. When the plant suffers a meltdown
under Homer's management, Burns takes back over.
'Scuse Me While I Miss The Sky
After a filmmaker comes to the school, Lisa goes
into astronomy, but finds that there is too much
light pollution to see anything. Chief Wiggum
encourages Springfield to double its light usage
to fight crime, and without being able to sleep
cause of the light, the town goes “mondo bizarro".
Three Gays Of The Condo
Homer and Marge have a fight when Homer realizes
Marge married him because she was pregnant with
Bart. He decides to leave the house and ends up
with 2 gay people in and apartment. When he
wants to reconcile with Marge he ends up being
drunk, but Marge sticks with him.
Dude, Where's My Ranch?
After Homer write a song that is played all over
and all the time, they decide to get away from
it all and take a restful vacation at a dude
ranch, when homer and Bart befriend some native
Americans and Lisa gets a crush on a boy.
Old Yeller-Belly
Santa's Little Helper becomes the mascot of Duff
beer, after he is shoo-ed out of the house for
not saving Homer. His original owner comes back
to claim him, now that he's famous, but Santa's
little Helper misses his family, so the Simpsons
create a plan to get him out of the public eye
Brake My Wife, Please
Homer loses his driver’s license
and Marge is forced to drive him around town.
She gets increasingly stressed by having to
chauffeur everyone, and she grows angrier and
aggressive, and starts to subconsciously wanting
to kill Homer.
The Bart of War
Bart is enrolled in the Pre-Teen
Braves, a group of kids trying to do things the
way Native Americans did. Milhouse is enrolled
in the Cavalry Kids. As the two groups battle
over who can do the most and better charity,
will their friendship stay standing?
Moe Baby Blues
Moe accidentally catches Maggie, and he takes a
liking to the little baby. He starts hanging
around the Simpsons family too much, to be able
to spend time with Maggie, so they tell him he
can't see Maggie anymore, but then he saves the
kid a second time, and they allow them to be
together a bit more.