Bonfire of the Manatees
Homer agrees to let Fat Tony shoot a porno at his home in compensation for football gambling debts.  Marge finds out and storms out, to be found by a marine biologist, who she then goes away with to save the manatees

The Girl Who Knew Too Little
The Simpsons protest the next door construction of a stamp museum and successfully have it relocated to a cemetery lot, which then comes to be next to them, leading Lisa to be afraid and not being able to sleep

Milhouse of Sand and Fog
Kirk and Luanne Van Houten decide to try being together again, but Milhouse realises he doesn't like it, as now they don't compete over his love anymore.  As a result he tries to undo the fragile reunion.

Treehouse of Horror XVI
First, Bart falls in a coma and is replaced by a robotic son.  Then Mr. Burns invites Homer to his mansion to become the prey in a new hunting reality show.  Lastly, a witch turns everyone into real versions of the costumes that they are wearing.

Marge's Son Poisoning
Marge buys a tandem, and Bart decides to go ride with her out of feeling sorry for her, while Homer starts lifting weights with one arm, and gets convinced by Moe to enter an arm wrestling competition.

See Homer Run
Lisa's disappointed in her father when he practically ignores her father's day present.  To win her back, Homer runs for mayor, after mayor Quimby is in trouble after a big car accident cause by Bart stealing a street sign.

Last of the Red Hat Mamas
In a desperate attempt to find friends, Marge joins a group of women that are planning to rob Mr. Burns.  In the mean time, Lisa learns Italian from Milhouse to be able to go on a trip to Rome.

The Italian Bob
The Simpsons must go to to Italy to pick up Mr. Burns' new car, where they encounter Sideshow Bob who made a new life for himself.  Lisa lets slip that he's a convicted felon, and it causes Bob and his new family to want to kill them all.

Simpsons Christmas Stories
When no one is there to give the Christmas sermon, Homer relates his version of the first Christmas in church.  When they come home Grampa tells them about the time he met Santa Claus, and they finish the episode with some Christmas shopping, 'nutcracker' style.

Homer's paternity Coot
After a 40 year old letter to Homer's mother is found, it seems that Abe might not be Homer's real father.  While searching through some old records, Homer finds the writer of the letter, but is he Homer's father or isn't he?

We're on the Road to D'oh-Where
After Bart again pulls one of his stunts at school, they decide that he has to be sent to a discipline camp.  While Homer drives him to camp, but then decides to pull him out again, Marge and Lisa clean out the house and have a yard sale, which is a huge success, because Marge sells off Homer's old pain medication.

My Fair Laddy
After Bart destroys Willie's shack, Lisa and Bart bet that Lisa will turn him into a gentleman.  She succeeds, but Willie finds that he was happier as a common groundskeeper.  In the mean time, Homer has ruined his last pair of big blue trousers, which aren't made anymore, so he starts 'headvertising' to get them back into production.

Seemingly Never Ending Story
After Homer gets stuck in the ceiling of a cave, Lisa tells him a story of something that happened to her.  After being chased by a woolly bully, she and Mr. Burns got locked into his attic, where Mr. Burns decides to tell Lisa his story of how he worked for Moe, and how he learned to story of Moe's treasure.  In his story we find out the story of Edna K. and why Homer took them to the cave in the first place, which explains why Bart didn't make his homework

Bart Has Two Mommies
When Marge spends some time watching the Flanders' kids, the rest of the family goes to  a park for retired show animals.  While there, a big female chimpansee kidnaps Bart and treats him like her own kid.  In the mean time, Marge is trying to introduce Rod and Todd to some less safe play, which Ned doesn't agree with.

Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife
When Homer and Marge go into a TV show where the mothers of 2 families get swapped, Marge ends up with an English guy who falls in love with her, while Patty starts a relationship with the other mother.

Million Dollar Abie
When Grampa hits the commissioner of football and thus loses the league for Springfield, everyone starts hating him.  He considers euthanasia and almost goes through with it, but the cops arrest the doctor helping him just in time.  He decides to start living without fear after that.  When the town decides to use the football stadium for a bull fighting arena, Grampa decides to be the matador, however when he realises Lisa is against it, he sets the bulls free.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore
Homer is transferred to India because of SNPP's outsourcing, where he has to run the new plant.  Unfortunately the power corrupts him.  In the mean time Patty and Selma's meeting with Richard Dean Anderson (MacGyver) doesn't go as expected so they kidnap him.  He enjoys the opportunity to use his MacGyver tricks to escape and keeps coming back to revive his MacGyver years.

The Wettest Story Ever Told
While they have to wait in the Frying Dutchman for their food that is being brought from another restaurant, Lisa tells the story of the Mayflower, Bart tells about the Bounty, and Homer about the Neptune capsizing.

Girls Just Want To Have Sums
After Principal Skinner makes some comments on girls being worse than boys in scientific subjects he gets fired.  His replacement decides to divide the school in two, dividing the genders.  The girls part doesn't get any real maths anymore, so Lisa goes undercover into the boys section to get taught, with Marge's help, but finds that the boy's part of the school isn't easy to survive in.

Regarding Margie
When cleaning the house, Marge passes out from the fumes and hits her head on a little stool. As a result she gets amnesia, and even though she starts to remember everyone in town, she can't remember loving her Homey. Homer tries to make her fall in love with her again, so he takes her back to the site of their first intimacy. Unfortunately Marge is disgusted by it, so she joins Selma and Patty on a Speed Date evening, where she meets a nice guy, who leaves when he finds out she has 3 kids. Homer tells him off for leaving her, which makes Marge realise Homer's not a bad man, and remember everything.

The Monkey Suit
When Ned is too late to see the Weapons Exhibit, he goes to see the Hall of Man with his kids, but is appalled when he realises it's about the theory of evolution.  He wants the schools to teach creationism, which of course Lisa reacts against, and urges the town to choose only one theory.  When the town chooses creationism, she teaches evolution in secret, but gets arrested for it.

Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play
When Homer and Marge kiss each other at a baseball game on the big screen, Buck Mitchell (one of the Isotopes) asks them for their help with his own marriage.  However, when Homer is caught giving Buck's wife a neck-rub, they split up and it's all Marge and Homer can do to bring them back together and thus save Buck's game.