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Jazzy and the Pussycats
After another one of his pranks, Homer and Marge take Bart to a psychologist that encourages Bart to start drumming to get rid of his energy.  He is discovered by 2 jazz musicians that ask him to join their trio.  Lisa is jealous, but to make up for it she gets to choose a puppy from Marge, and she ends up taking home all the animals that are going to be killed.  When a tiger bites Bart's arm, a benefit is organised to get him the surgery he needs, but he gives all the money to Lisa, to build a home for her animals.

Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em
The Simpsons visit the old mall, where Homer picks up a guide to carpentering.  Of course he doesn't read it, but Marge does and discovers she has quite the talent for it, and wants to put it to good use.  However, people don't want a woman to do their wood work, so she gets Homer to front for her.  He starts taking up all the credit and when a big job comes, Marge is fed up and tells him to do it alone.  In the mean time Bart discovers that Principle Skinner is allergic to peanuts and bribes him with it.  As a revenge, Skinner finds out what Bart is allergic of and returns the favour

Treehouse of Horror XVII
Homer eats some interstellar goo and becomes a cannibalistic blob.  Then Bart finds a Golem and they bring it to life and make him a wife.  And lastly, a Simpson take on the original broadcast of War of the Worlds

G.I. D'OH
When army enlisters realise that teenagers aren't stupid enough anymore to join the army, they go for a younger audience and try to enlist the school children.  Bart enlists, but Marge makes Homer go to the army office and undo it.  While there, Homer enlists, but since he's really unfit, they use him for the "good candidates" to practice on in war games.  He does better than expected though, when he leads his team into Springfield and hides there.  To save Homer, Marge convinces the town to dump all their alcohol in the water.

Moe'N'A Lisa
When Homer forgets Moe's birthday, and goes to the senior Olympics rather than go fishing with Moe, Moe writes him a letter in which he puts all his emotion.  Lisa is so moved by the letter that she decides to use Moe for her report on interesting Springfielders.  When visiting Moe she finds a lot of little lines on papers, and she helps Moe to form it into an epic poem.  Moe gets a lot of respect from various famous authors, but doesn't credit Lisa for her help, which cuts deep into her soul.

Ice cream of Margie(With The Light Blue Hair)
When Homer loses his job, he buys the ice cream truck.  He eats a lot of his ice creams himself, and leaves the sticks for Marge to clean up.  She makes them into a statue of Maggie and then starts doing other people of the town as well.  She gets the opportunity to open an exhibition, but homer arrives late at the opening, so she locks him out of the bedroom.  Homer is sorry, and to show that Marge forgives him, she makes a huge version of him in popsicle sticks.

The Haw-Hawed Couple
Bart is the only one to show up at Nelson's birthday party, after convincing all the other kids not to go.  Nelson starts to see Bart as his best friend and protects him from the other bullies.  When Bart continues to be friends with Milhouse as well as Nelson, the friendship ends, after Nelson saves Bart's life.  In the mean time, Homer gets hooked on a book he's reading for Lisa, and reads ahead on his own even after he promised Lisa he wouldn't.  When he realises it's not a good ending, he makes up a fake ending not to make Lisa sad.

Kill Gill Volumes I and II
When Gil get fired for selling the last Malibu Stacy doll set to Lisa in stead of the owner's daughter at Christmas, the family takes him in to celebrate the holiday with them.  He long overstays his welcome (11 months), because Marge can't find it in her to tell him to go.  Finally when Marge gets the guts to do so he has already moved out, and is a successful realtor.  Marge still goes to tell him what she thinks, and does so in front of the entire staff, thus losing him his job.  To make up for it they buy a house of him.

The Wife Aquatic
When Patty and Selma show some of their childhood holiday films on a town film evening, Marge becomes homesick for the holidays she spent on Barnacle Bay.  Homer first burns the film on a DVD, but when he realises it isn't enough, he takes her on vacation there.  When they arrive there they see that the island has turned into a washed out town.  Homer and the kids try to make it better, but when he shoots of fireworks and sets the pier on fire, he has to work on a boat until he pays of the debt.  On the boat, he and Bart get into a perfect storm, but are rescued by Japanese fishermen.

Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Three Times
While driving, a road raged southern businessman cuts them off.  Homer wants revenge, but his family tell him three stories of how revenge does not bring happiness.  A spoof on the count of Monte Cristo, Revenge of the Nerds  and Batman Begins.

Little Big Girl
When Lisa has to make a report about her heritage, but realises that she has no rich heritage, she invents one of her own.  She claims to be
a descendant from the Native American Hitachi tribe, but her morals prevent he from going on with the facade when she has to speak on a Native American congress.  In the mean time, Bart accidentally puts out a fire that was going to destroy the town and gets a driver's licence as a reward.  He uses it to drive around and meets Darcy, a teenager who he falls in love with.  She convinces him to marry, but the parents arrive just in time to stop it.

Springfield Up
Declan Desmond, a British documentary maker, follows the youth of Springfield around.  Every 8 years, from their 8 years on, he interviews them to see how their lives develop, and whether or not their dreams come true.

Yokel Chords
When Bart has to go to school without lunch, he cooks up a scary story to make the other kids give their lunch to him.  As a result, he is sent to a psychiatrist, who he develops a very dependant relationship with.  In the mean time, Lisa discovers that Cletus' kids aren't in school, so she gets asked to tutor them.  When she takes them to the town, Krusty notices them and decides to use them in his show.

Rome-old and Juli-Eh
When Homer has to cut down on his finances, Grampa moves in with them.  He and Selma start a relationship, and end up getting married.  The marriage does not work out, however, because Abe is getting a bit senile.  In the mean time, Bart and Lisa order ordering boxes to build a fort.  The people from the Box Company find out and storm the fort, resulting in a huge battle.

Homerazzi
When the family picture album gets destroyed, the family decides to restage their precious moments and take new pictures.  They accidentally take a picture of Duffman dating Booberella, and sell it to the Springfield Enquirer.  Homer decides to take up the photography job as a means to make some extra cash, and becomes a real paparazzi, annoying the Springfield famous to the point where they give him a piece of his own medecine.  Homer takes very incriminating pictures of them all, but decides not to do anything with them, provided that the celebs pay a bit of respect to the public that made them famous.

Marge Gamer
When Marge has to give her email address to the school, but doesn't have one, she starts to investigate the internet.  A whole world opens up for her when she joins Earthland Realms, an online fantasy role-playing game that a lot of people in Springfield play.  Her elf character sees an evil dark knight and then her real self discovers that the evil knight is actually Bart.  When Bart the knight accidentally kills Marge the elf, he revives her, weakening himself in the process, so that the others can defeat him.  Marge vows revenge on all their online friends.  Meanwhile, Lisa discovered soccer when watching Bend it like Beckham, and starts to play.  Homer is the referee, and she uses it to her advantage.  When Homer finally does send her off the field for faking fouls, she is outraged at first, but then realises that soccer is to be played for fun, and that Homer was right in doing so.

The Boys of Bummer
Bart manages to get the Springfield little league baseball team in the finals, but then loses the game by missing a catch.  the entire town turns on him, which drives him to madness.  When he falls off the water tower while spray painting "I hat Bart Simpson", The town decides to fake a rematch so that Bart can feel good about himself again.  In the mean time, Homer becomes a mattress salesman.  He sells a mattress to the Lovejoys, but when they fail to have sex on it, they come to his house to demand a refund.  While Homer writes out the cheque, they have sex on their bed, so Homer gives them their mattress in stead.  When Homer and Marge fail to snuggle after that, they want their bed back, and reverend Lovejoy decides to cut it in half, taking an example from Solomon.

Crook and Ladder
When Marge takes Maggies pacifier away, they have to replace it with a squeaky dog toy, since they can't find the brand she likes.  the squeaking keeps up Homer, who starts to take Nappien to be able to sleep, but it causes him to sleepwalk.  When in his nightly adventures he nearly kills all the firemen, they have to replace them with volunteers.  Homer, Moe, Apu and Skinner join up and find that it can be a profitable occupation when you steal the valuables from the burning houses.  Marge convinces Homer to stop, and when he has to save the others, they decide to change their ways as well.

Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot
When Homer gets trapped in a corn maze, Santa's Little Helper manages to find him and drag him out.  Noticing his bravery, Chief Wiggum suggests that he becomes a police dog.  When he catches Snake, but he gets off on a technicality, Santa's Little Helper's rage is so bad that he even bites Bart.  He goes to live with Lou, while Bart gets a new pet, a python he calls Strangles.  When Strangles drops some chemicals at school, a toxic cloud forms, and both Santa's Little Helper and Strangles come to save Bart.  Bart goes with Santa's Little Helper and is reunited with his old friend, while Strangles stays behind to become Willie's pet.

24 Minutes
Lisa is part of the CTU (Counter Truancy Unit), and follows Kearney Dolph and Jimbo.  Thus she finds out they're planning something, and sends in Bart to find out what.  He finds out they've made a stink bomb from an old can of yoghurt, and will let it go off during the school's bake sale.  In the mean time, Marge is rushing to bake a cake in 27 minutes, as she had forgotten about the bakesale.

You Kent Always Say What You Want
After a trip to the dentist, the family goes to celebrate with ice cream.  Homer buys the one millionth ice cream cone, and gets 5 minutes of fame on Kent Brockman's Smartline.  He knocks over a hot coffee on Kent's lap, who as a result says a very bad swear word.  Marge invites Kent to stay with them out of fear that he'd commit suicide otherwise.  Lisa helps Kent back on his feet by having him broadcast political columns over the webcam.  His popularity earns him his job back, and makes Lisa angry at fox.  Homer wants to tell her the secret, but some clever censorship prevents her and us from knowing what Fox really does