The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
After being the designated driver, Barney drives off in Homer's car and drops it in NYC, forcing Homer to go an retrieve it.  Homer hates it, but the family enjoys the little trip. 

The Principal and the Pauper
A man called Seymour Skinner turns up in Springfield, and the Skinner we all know turns out to be a fraud, and goes back to his real life.  Springfield doesn't like the new Skinner, so they decide to get rid of him and bring the old one back, and no one is allowed to mention it ever again

Lisa's Sax
A walk down memory lane reveals the sad story of Bart's first days in kindergarten.  While meeting with J. Loren Pryor, the Springfield Elementary School psychologist, few of Bart's problems are resolved, but Homer and Marge discover that Lisa is a gifted child, so they buy her a saxophone to exercise those gifts.

Treehouse of Horror VIII
First, Homer seems to be the only survivor of a nuclear explosion. In the second story, Homer buys a matter-transporting machine from Professor Frink's yard sale. In the final story Marge and her 2 sisters are witches as we are told the story of the first trick or treat.

The Cartridge Family
When a riot erupts at a Continental Soccer Association match, Homer buys a gun to protect his family. Marge is disgusted by his purchase but Homer loves his gun and starts attending NRA meetings. Marge sets an ultimatum: Either the gun leaves the house or she does.

Bart Star
Bart joins a pee-wee football team. During games, Homer heckles Ned, the team's coach, so much that he quits and makes Homer the coach. In his new role, Homer starts to show Bart special treatment, which all of the boys, including Bart, resent.

The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
Apu's mother reminds him of his arranged bride and that he must marry her soon. When his mother comes to town, Apu enlists Marge to pretend she is his wife, but his mother finds out the truth. When he meets Manjula, his bride-to-be, Apu is smitten so it's not that bad after all.

Lisa the Skeptic
During an archaeological dig the students of Springfield Elementary School unearth a strange skeleton of what appears to be a winged human. Everyone in town believes that it's an angel's skeleton, but Lisa Simpson tries to convince them otherwise. It is revealed that the "angel" is merely a promotional stunt for the  new shopping centre.

Realty Bites
Marge pursues a new career in real estate sales, selling a huge mansion to the Flanders', even though a murder had been committed in it. Meanwhile Homer is pursued by Snake, because he bought Snake's car at a police auction.

Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
When Bart accidentally destroys his family's Christmas tree and all the presents underneath it on Christmas morning, he lies and says that he saw a burglar steal their stuff. Feeling sorry for the family, all people in Springfield shower them with gifts, but then Bart finally admits that there was no burglar, and they have to give everything back.

All Singing, All Dancing
The Simpsons break out in song--over and over again--as we dance along memory lane and watch some of the musical interludes from the last eight seasons.

Bart Carny
Bart and Homer get jobs working for a carnival and befriend two carnies, who end up stealing their house.  Using their own tricks against them, the Simpsons manage to get their house back, and Homer his ass-groove

The Joy of Sect
The Simpsons join a religious sect called The Movementarians. The sect worships an all-powerful leader who claims that he will take his followers to the planet Blisstonia, where they will all live lives of uninterrupted happiness.  Homer proves it to be a sham, though, and the leader loses all his money.

Das Bus
The children of Springfield Elementary School get stranded on a desert island. Trapped on the island with no grown-ups, the children form their own Lord of the Flies-style civilization. Meanwhile, back in Springfield, Homer starts up his own Internet company, which he sells to Bill Gates.

The Last Temptation of Krust
When Krusty the Clown performs at a comedy festival, he proves to everyone that his comedy style is hopelessly out of date. Krusty calls a press conference to announce his retirement from show business, but during his farewell speech gets the best laughs of his career. He starts to be a cynical comedian, but can he keep that up when offered bags of money?

Dumbbell Indemnity
Moe falls in love with a beautiful woman named Renee, who surprisingly loves him back. Moe doesn't have enough money to do all the things he thinks Renee wants him to do, so he decides to scam the insurance, but Homer gets arrested for it.  In the end his friendship with Homer proves more important than his love for Renee.

Lisa the Simpson
When Lisa is unable to figure out a simple brain teaser, she begins to fear that she is losing her gift of intelligence. Grampa tells her about the Simpson Gene that makes them stupid, but luckily Lisa finds out it is only effective on males.

This Little Wiggy
When Marge meets Ralph Wiggum, she decides to invite him over for a play-date with Bart. Bart learns there's an upside to this situation, as Ralph has access to a master key, with which they accidentally turn the electric chair on.  Can they prevent Quimby from being fried as he sits on it for a promotional stunt?

Simpson Tide
Homer joins the Naval Reserve, and is actually put in charge during a routine drill.  Messing everything up as usual, he nearly starts WW3, but prevents it by saying it's his first day. He is court-marshalled, however, and forced to return to his normal life.

The Trouble With Trillions
In order to avoid an audit, Homer serves as an IRS spy in a sting operation targeting Mr. Burns, who stole a trillion dollar bill and goes off to buy Cuba with it. Floating back to America on a refugee raft, Burns decides that he'll simply buy his way out of this most recent problem and everything returns to normal.

Girly Edition
Lisa becomes the anchorwoman for a children's news program. Bart is also hired for the show and launches a series of trite human-interest stories that attract a lot attention and overshadow Lisa's more serious work. Meanwhile, Homer claims he's handicapped so he can adopt a trained monkey named Mojo, who will wait on him hand and foot.

Trash of the Titans
After a spat with some garbage men, Homer decides to run for the position of Sanitation Commissioner and wins. Homer's initiatives are so costly that he spends an entire year's budget in one month, and must raise money by allowing other towns to use Springfield's abandoned mines as garbage dumps.

King of the Hill
After undertaking an intense workout regimen, Homer becomes a buffed-out specimen of a man. He soon attracts the attention of Brad and Neil, two executives from the company that makes Powersauce health bars. Brad and Neil enlist Homer to climb to the top of the Murderhorn as a promotional stunt for Powersauce bars. His climb is a success, sort of.

Lost Our Lisa
When Lisa cons Homer into letting her ride the bus alone (because Marge had to drive Bart to the doctor's because he glued stuff to his face), but she gets lost along the way.  Homer goes in search for her, and to make up for it he breaks in to the museum with him.

Natural Born Kissers
Homer and Marge learn to spice up their love life by "snuggling" in very public places. After experimenting at the miniature golf course, they find themselves trapped in public without their clothes.  they try tog et away but are exposed to all the world.