-Thank you, come again

-Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I work, I work.

-Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in a convenience store, you know.

-Please do not offer my god a peanut

-Ah! the searing kiss of hot lead; how I missed you! I mean, I think I'm dying.

-I have been shot eight times this year, and as a result, I almost missed work.

-Be careful when we capture him! We cannot claim the reward unless we have 51% of the carcass

-Hey, hey, this is not a lending library. If you're not going to buy that thing put it down or I'll blow your heads off!

-Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie!

-Nickel off on expired baby food

-I will not lie to you.  In this job you will get shot