I think I've done busted my stank-bone

Somebody done stoled my wheels

Cletus: Stranger! You're trespassin' on my dirt farm!
The Leader: ah...do you happen to need a messiah?
Cletus: no, but I'll take them sacks of money from ya.

Watch out for the skunk, them things can go off even after they's dead

Cletus: Hey slow down I wants to talk to ya! Give us 300 pretzels!
Marge (talking to Homer): Your see, a little persistence and patience, paid off.
That'll be 300 dollars!
Cletus: I don't think so, you see I got 300 coupons.
Marge: hmmm, I should've set limit one per customer.
Cletus: Shoulda but didn't. Ok, now hand them over!
HEY KIDS! WE EATIN DINNER TONIGHT! CMON! Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermitt, Jordan, Taylor, Brittney, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendal, Kaitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Keira, Ian, Lauren, Kubert, Phil.

Brandine: Cletus, what are you flappin' your gums about?
Cletus: Never you mind Brandine, you just go back to birthin that baby.

Cletus: HEY BRANDINE! you can wear this shirt to work!
Brandine: Ohh Cletus, you know I gots to wear what shirt Dairy Queen gimmie.