Simpson Trivia - Jasper Quotes

-Talking out of turn...that's a paddling. Looking out the window...that's a paddling. Staring at my sandals...that's a paddling. Paddling the school canoe...ooh, you better believe that's a paddling

-Slow down, the sidewalks for regular walkin' not for fancy walkin'.

-Moon Pie, what a time to be alive.

"Damn fools! Drive Thru's not for a-parking."

"Help yourself, but stay above the equator!"

"I'm blind. Oh well, easy come, easy go."

"It's an old fashion hole diggin'. By Gar, it's been a while."

"Let's vote. My liver is failing."

"Not so fast ...I wanna court this fair young maiden."

"Well, well ...If it isn't the tooth fairy."

"What's eating you, woman? Your personal ad said you wanted a man. Well, you got yourself a humdinger."

"You shot who in the what now?"

Lovejoy: Are you here for the Coping with Senility class?
Jasper: No! I'm here for Microwave Cookery. No, wait. Coping with Senility.

Homer (When he's Death): Jasper! I want your soul!

Jasper: Where's Doug?

Homer: Never mind that, I'm death now.

Jasper: Awwww... I liked Doug...