Carl: Oh no! Homer's going over those falls!
Lenny: Oh good! He snagged that tree branch!
Carl: Oh no! The Branch broke off!
Lenny: Oh good! He can grab onto them pointy rocks!
Carl: Oh no! Them pointy rocks broke his arms and legs!
Lenny: Oh good! Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him!
Carl: Oh no! They're biting him! And stealing his pants!

Lenny: then I said to the cop, "No, YOU'RE under the influence...of being a JERK!"

Carl: According to the map, the cabin should be right here.
Lenny: Hey, maybe there is no cabin, maybe it's one of them metaphorical things.
Carl: Oh yeah yeah...like, maybe the cabin is the place inside each of us created by our goodwill and teamwork
Lenny: oh...no, they said there'd be sandwiches.

Lenny: Late night swimming and alcohol, its a winning combination. Oh no! sharks! the assassins of the sea...oh they're dolphins...the clowns of the sea.

Homer: I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders! MY FRIEND!
Lenny: What did he say?
Carl: I dunno, something about being gay.

Lenny: ah! my eye! my doctor said I wasn't supposed to get pudding in it!

Lenny: There's nothing like revenge for getting back at people.
Carl: Vengeance isn't that bad either.

Lenny: wow! homer must have got one of those robot cars!
*car crashes in background*
Carl: Yea, one of those AMERICAN robot cars.

Lenny: Hey homer, that's four strikes in a row.  You've got a perfect game going.
Homer: really?
Carl: Careful what you say Lenny, you'll jinx him.
Lenny: Oh, right, sorry...Miss! MISS!! sorry, I was calling the waitress. *to waitress* Ah, this SPLIT you sold me is making me CHOKE.
Homer: LENNY!
Lenny: what, I paid 7.10 for this split

Lenny: Please don't tell anyone how I live

Lenny: AAARRGGHHH take it out take it out!!!!  Put it back put it back!!!!

Carl: Have you heard of this internet thing? its the inner netting of bathing suits.

Lenny: Carl Carlson!