- Oh brother

- If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room

- If only i were in Springfield, all my friends would be cheering me on.  Oh god I'm delirious

- enough with the hose!

- would you stop looking at your shoes!

- If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in prime time.

- He's not like anybody I've ever met. He's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a vest.

- I am the Lizard Queen!

- Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... of course she then went crazy as a loon.

- Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity! Aaaaa!

- Milhouse, knock him down if he's in your way! Jimbo, Jimbo, go for the face! Ralph Wiggum lost his shin guard! Hack the bone! Hack the bone!

- You sir, are a buffoon.  Buffoon, buffoon, buffoon, buffoon!

- Oh no! I'll be socially unpopular...more so!

- It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad.  We watch an appalling amount of TV.

- This is so weird, its like something out of Dickens, or "Melrose Place"

- Oh no! the dead have risen and they're voting republican.

- An earring! how rebellious, in a conformist kind of way.

- he'll never dance with her, she'll have to settle for some Mexican Milhouse.

- Ya, well, no offence, but maybe i need a little more instruction that "tappa tappa tappa"

- All the years I've lobbied to be treated as an adult have finally caught up with me

- It's like something out of Dickens...or Melrose place

- You didn't dumb it down...you said repore

-The remorse of the sugar junkie...