-You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.

-Just between us girls, he hasn't been this frisky in years!

-Now lets all forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!

-You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head

-I always thought I had the tallest hair, but that trip to Graceland really opened my eyes

- Ooo, I haven't been backstage since Bart wet his pants at the Christmas concert. *cypress hill laughs at Bart*

-I'd like to visit that Long Island place...if only it were real.

-Yah! I did it! Marge is in the house!  not really, but I will be soon, cause it needs some cleaning!!

-Well looks like we got everything for Bart's camping trip: Blair Witch repellent, antler saw and deep-woods scrabble

-If you get a quarter from your chum,
don't just spend it on bubble gum
Put it in your cap, put it in your cap!!!
If u spy a nickel in a pie...

-Homer, there's something I don't like about that severed hand.

-I'm not changing my name to Chesty La Rue

-What the heck is a "dwelling"?

-there's no shame in being a pariah

- I just don't see why Blanch should shove a broken bottle in Stanley's face.  Couldn't she just take his abuse with gentle good humour?

- Strange...regular ham doesn't thrill me anymore...I'm switching over to Devilled ham!

- Awww, somebody's in love.  That means you have to be neutered

- I don't believe it.  I finally have a mother-in-law.  No more living vicariously through my girlfriends