-and then the doctor told me BOTH my eyes were lazy

 

-Me fail English? That's unpossible.

-Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

-Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

-Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!

-I bent my wookie.

-The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there

-I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

-I found a moon rock in my nose!

-That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things!

-Bye witches...thanks for not eating me

-Bushes are nice cause they don't have prickles, unless they do.  This one did.  Ouch

-Lisa's a good thinker