-We should go now sir, several bees are stinging me

-I'm allergic to bee stings, they cause me to, uh, die.

-Oh Mr burns, we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for 17 stab wounds in the back.

-[crying] Mr. Burns was the closest thing I ever had to...a friend.  But he fired me!  And now I spend my days drinking cheap scotch and watching Comedy Central!

-I'll search...incompetent *214 matches found* I'd better be more specific: lazy incoherent incompetent *214 matches found* screw it I'll just get Homer Simpson.

-Sir, try to land on Leonard's carcass