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Bart: Hey, Lise!
We're characters in a cartoon!
Lisa: How humiliating
Lisa: How humiliating
Barney: *stands
up* my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: umm, Mr.
Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it? Or
can u girls just not admit u have a problem.
Bart: Dad, what's a
muppet??
Homer: Well, its
not just a mop, and its not just a puppet, but boy *laughs*...so, to answer
your question I don't know.
Ms Hoover:
thank you Ralph, that was very graphic.
Judge Constance:
You remind me of me, when I was a boy
Snake: Dude, did
she just say she was a dude?
Homer: Yeah...and
then he'll get the chair
Marge: That's not
what I meant
Homer: It is,
Marge....admit it
Homer: I hit my
head, Moe
Moe: One beer
coming up
Homer: What you
looking at Moe
Moe: The wall
Homer: Can I
look too?
Moe: It'll cost
ya
Homer: My
wallets in the car
Moe: He is so
stupid... ok now back to the wall
Homer: Moe what
do you have for an extreme case of depression
Moe: Beer beer
and more beer
Barney: Yeah
there's nothing like a depressant to chase those blues away
Flanders: Hey
Homie, I can see your doodle!
Homer: Hey
Flanders, isn't that suit a little revealing??
-something something...someone else fill that in, i can't remember-
Flanders: Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all *echoes in Homers brain while he's falling down a hill*
Homer: Stupid sexy Flanders!
-something something...someone else fill that in, i can't remember-
Flanders: Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all *echoes in Homers brain while he's falling down a hill*
Homer: Stupid sexy Flanders!
Jackie Bouvier:
I swear Monty, you're the devil himself!
Burns: heh ha -WHO TOLD YOU...??!?
Burns: heh ha -WHO TOLD YOU...??!?
Lisa: Dad, you
can't judge a place you've never been
Bart: Yeah
that's what the Russians do
Bart: Milhouse,
my mom wears earrings, do you think she's cool?
Milhouse: No I
think she's hot! Sorry that just slipped out
Marge: If
Milhouse jumped of a cliff...
Bart: Milhouse
jumped of a cliff? I'm there!
Homer: I'm
alive, and its all thanks to this feisty feline!
Lisa: Uh, dad, feline means cat.
Homer: Elephant, Lisa, its an elephant. And he'll make a grand piano.
Lisa: Uh, dad, feline means cat.
Homer: Elephant, Lisa, its an elephant. And he'll make a grand piano.
Lisa: Can I ask
you about your dot?
Apu's mother:
What would you like to know?
Lisa: What's the
deal with that dot?
Bart: Yeah does
it change colour when you get ticked off?
Apu's mother:
You tell me
Bart: Nothing
yet
Lisa: Do you
really think I could win?
Bart: (while
walking around in high heels) hey, I'm starting to think I could win!
Beekeeper 1:
Well, sure is quiet in here today.
Beekeeper 2: Yes, a little too quiet, if you know what I mean.
Beekeeper 1: Hmm...I'm afraid I don't.
Beekeeper 2: You see, bees usually make a lot of noise. No noise suggests no bees!
Beekeeper 1: Oh, I understand now. Oh look, there goes one now.
Beekeeper 2: To the Beemobile!
Beekeeper 1: You mean your Chevy?
Beekeeper 2: Yes.
Beekeeper 2: Yes, a little too quiet, if you know what I mean.
Beekeeper 1: Hmm...I'm afraid I don't.
Beekeeper 2: You see, bees usually make a lot of noise. No noise suggests no bees!
Beekeeper 1: Oh, I understand now. Oh look, there goes one now.
Beekeeper 2: To the Beemobile!
Beekeeper 1: You mean your Chevy?
Beekeeper 2: Yes.